Changing Lanes - The experiment

A beautiful picture. Now have a look at the traffic, anything is going in any lane.

Observation: Today I was riding shotgun on my way back from office; I realized my driver has a serious disorder. The Changing Lane disorder or Mylane-o-slow phobia. The victim always feels that the lane he is driving in is always slow. He keeps on changing lanes. He feels that there is a secret lane somewhere and if he land in there he can go supersonic. During busy office hours we travel more horizontally than vertically. I have noticed that this is a communicable disease. Once a victim is spotted changing lanes, people in the victim’s blast diameter also start doing the same, also popularly known as Lain Chain Reaction. Soon, the disorder spreads to the other parts of the city and within hours the city is the last half an hour of Resident Evil. The victims ego also plays an important role, when is observes another victim entered his lane right in front of him. He will try to go in all lanes in order to overtake the other victim. This disorder is mostly observed in drivers driving a car with yellow number plate.

Geographical Location: NCR, increases while moving away from the nodal city to satellite towns.

Cause: I am not really sure about this and the research work is still under progress, but I believe the root cause of the problem is frustration, most importantly, sexual frustration. If you carefully observe the subject, he is always trying to get a glimpse at the Catalyst. You may note the change of the skin color with increasing cup size. In some extreme cases you may also note the effervescence of a particular gas with extreme pungent smell.

Symptoms: Other than changing lanes, honking frequently and switching radio channels (more to be disclosed on this later)

Possible Solutions: Since the research is still in progress, infallible solutions are very difficult to state. But considering the disease is so stern some solutions have been proposed:
1. Legalize Prostitution- The one to suffer from the current prostitution scene is the Government. When it can squeeze out so much tax out of this profession, it is just spending money in trying to stop it.
2. Free Porn- The movie theater should have free porn shows for the less fortunate on Sunday night, so that other people can have a better Monday mornings.


Note: Point number 2 under Possible Solutions should be carefully monitored for dose. Excess dose can worse the victim’s condition and his right hand. Point 1 should be accompanied by a condom. The Experiment was conducted on male drivers, female drivers are still a mystery that will be unfolded after the mystery of Bermuda Triangle.

More to be explored on point 1.